Ever heard of the popular British nursery rhyme There was a Crooked Man? It goes like this. There was a crooked man, and he walked a

*Just to let the reader know, this story refers to you, the happy, carefree viewer, more than it does to regular characters. Your name is

So there I was. Sitting in a car, driving to Stratford for Halloween. There were lots of people out, and the city was bustling with